ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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