Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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