My brain says no but my pants say off.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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