apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Just pee around me
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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