I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
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