i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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