At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
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Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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