She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
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