is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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