I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
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do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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