is this the sara with the beer cane?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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