and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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