his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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