if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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