I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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