North Korea, Best Korea!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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