Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
