This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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