Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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