just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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