I just made out with a guy for $7.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Randomize
