ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Randomize
