Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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