all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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