Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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