Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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