North Korea, Best Korea!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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