She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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