Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
