is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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