Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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