Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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