Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
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