Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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