Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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