Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You have to summon your inner elephant
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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