we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
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ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
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Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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