I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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