It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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