question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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