therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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