I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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