I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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