Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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