good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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