Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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