Duck Duck Cougar?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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