Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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