Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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