The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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