all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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