He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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