I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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