Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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