If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I will be naked everywhere
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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