Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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