arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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