do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
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DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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