I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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