We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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