there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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