I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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