HIV tests are more positive than that guy
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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