Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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