Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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