i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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