Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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